When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the Queerest... | Queer Holiday Sweatshirt

“Queerest Bunch of Assholes” | Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt – Designed by Queer Energy

This sweatshirt is for the gays, the theys, the chaos agents, and anyone who watches Christmas Vacation every year and thinks, “Honestly… this line could be way queerer.” Featuring the quote:
“When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the queerest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”
— this sweatshirt does NOT whisper holiday spirit. It screams it… in glitter.

Perfect for parties, family gatherings, or scaring off the straight neighbor who keeps complaining about your rainbow lights.

🔥 Why You’ll Love This Funny Gay Holiday Sweatshirt:
Warm fleece interior
Soft, cozy, medium-weight feel — perfect for chilly holiday nights
Eco-friendly fabric made with up to 5% recycled plastic bottles
Regular fit that’s comfy for every body
Hilarious queer holiday quote that always gets a reaction
Designed by a lesbian-owned small business

📦 Delivery Options:
🚀 Standard: 6–9 days
🐌 Economy: 8–12 days

✅ No-Hassle 30-Day Refund! Love it or return it — your satisfaction is our priority.

💖 Show off your Queer Energy! Snap a pic in your new sweatshirt and tag us! Honest reviews with photos or videos help our small business grow and keep the queer energy flowing. 🌈

📐 Product Tech Details:
This crewneck sweatshirt is crafted from a 50/50 cotton–polyester blend with a soft fleece interior for ultimate comfort. Medium-weight. Tag-free neck label for zero itch, regular fit, durable stitching, and made with up to 5% polyester created from recycled plastic bottles. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the design.

Crafted from a super-soft, medium-heavy fabric, this blanket feels luxurious and warm, perfect for those chilly nights by the campfire or a comfy afternoon indoors. The print is vibrant, detailed, and guaranteed to spark some laughs wherever you go!