TAKE a DYKE | Funny Lesbian Hiking Tee Designed by Queer Energy

Love the outdoors, lesbian humor, and making people do a double take? This tee is calling your name! 🏔️🥾🌈

Forget “Take a Hike”—we’re taking it up a notch! The TAKE a DYKE tee puts a cheeky lesbian spin on the classic hiking phrase, featuring distressed, trail-inspired lettering, rugged mountain artwork, and crossed hiking gear. The boot-print heart adds the perfect finishing touch for lesbians who love the great outdoors and aren't afraid to show off their queer pride.

Whether you're hitting the trails, camping under the stars, exploring a national park, or just looking for a conversation-starting graphic tee, this design brings humor and lesbian visibility along for the adventure. Because the only thing better than fresh mountain air is being unapologetically yourself!

🔥 Why You’ll Love This TAKE a DYKE Tee

• A hilarious lesbian take of the familiar “Take a Hike” phrase

• Distressed, outdoors-inspired typography with mountain and hiking details

• Boot-print heart design celebrates the love of hiking and queer identity

• Perfect for lesbian hikers, Sapphic campers, WLW backpackers, and LGBTQ outdoor adventurers

• Great for Pride events, camping trips, trail days, and casual everyday wear

• Makes a memorable gift for your girlfriend, wife, lesbian bestie, or favorite outdoorsy dyke

• Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 tee for a relaxed fit and lived-in feel

📦 Shipping Options

🌈 Standard: 4–9 business days

❤️ Love It or Return It

No-Hassle 30-Day Refund! Love it or return it—your satisfaction is our priority.

👕 Product Tech Details

Material: 100% ring-spun US cotton with a garment-dyed finish.

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee combines a relaxed fit with a soft, lived-in feel that makes it an easy favorite for everyday adventures. Pre-shrunk construction helps maintain a consistent fit, tubular knitting means no side seams, and double-needle stitching adds durability. The sewn-in label keeps the neckline comfortable from trailhead to happy hour.

Care: Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat. Do not dry clean.

📸 Take a hike—and take a picture! Show off your TAKE a DYKE tee on your next adventure. Share your photos and videos, and tag #QueerEnergyLGBT so we can celebrate your queer outdoor spirit!