• A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a vintage-style graphic of a cowgirl riding a pie, with the text 'Official Sapphic Stampede Pie Wrangler' printed in brown and orange.
  • A white short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a vintage-style graphic of a cowgirl riding a pie, with the text 'Official Sapphic Stampede Pie Wrangler' printed in brown and orange.
  • An orange short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a vintage-style graphic of a cowgirl riding a pie, with the text 'Official Sapphic Stampede Pie Wrangler' printed in brown and orange.
  • A folded orange crewneck t-shirt with a graphic print of a cowgirl riding a pie under the word 'Official' in script, displayed on a clean white background.
  • White short-sleeve t-shirt shown with measurement annotations for length and width, plus a Comfort Colors 1717 sizes chart below on a light gray background.
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SAPPHIC STAMPEDE PIE WRANGLER | Funny Lesbian Fall Tee Designed by Queer Energy

SAPPHIC STAMPEDE PIE WRANGLER | Funny Lesbian Fall Tee Designed by Queer Energy

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Howdy, sapphics. There’s pie in them hills. 🥧🤠

Round up your fall wardrobe with the SAPPHIC STAMPEDE PIE WRANGLER tee—a deliciously queer western design featuring a cowgirl riding a giant slice of pumpkin pie like she's just won the rodeo.

This design brings together lesbian humor, fall vibes, western style, and pie in one gloriously ridiculous package. Because why ride a horse when you can ride a giant slice of pie?

Whether you're heading to a fall festival, pumpkin patch, queer gathering, Friendsgiving, Thanksgiving dinner, or your favorite lesbian bar, this tee is ready to saddle up.

🔥 Why You’ll Love This Sapphic Stampede Pie Wrangler Tee

  • Sapphic Stampede Approved — A playful lesbian design made for women who like their fall season with a healthy dose of queer humor.
  • The Pie Wrangler Has Arrived — Forget cowboys. This cowgirl has bigger pies to wrangle.
  • Fall Meets the Wild West — Pumpkin pie, autumn leaves, cowboy boots, rope, and western typography create the ultimate queer fall aesthetic.
  • Ridiculously Good Pun — “Pie Wrangler” is exactly the kind of phrase you didn't know you needed on a tee until now.
  • Made for Sapphics — Perfect for lesbians, sapphics, queer women, and anyone who appreciates a good pun and a great slice of pie.
  • Perfect for Fall Adventures — Wear it to pumpkin patches, apple orchards, fall festivals, bonfires, Thanksgiving gatherings, or weekend road trips.
  • Conversation Starter — The giant pie alone gets attention. Then people read “Sapphic Stampede” and realize they've found their people.
  • A Deliciously Queer Gift — A fun gift for your favorite lesbian, sapphic, queer cowgirl, pie enthusiast, or fall-obsessed human.

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No-Hassle 30-Day Refund! Love it or return it—your satisfaction is our priority.

🛠️ Product Tech Details

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is a relaxed-fit, garment-dyed tee made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft, durable feel. The garment-dyed finish gives it a vintage-washed texture and lived-in character, while the pre-shrunk construction helps maintain its fit. Tubular knitting eliminates side seams, and double-needle stitching adds lasting durability. The sewn-in label gives it a clean, comfortable finish.

 

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat. Do not dry clean. 

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