I NEED A MASSIVE COCKtail – Because when you know what you want, you just have to put it out there
Whether you're craving a strong drink or just a good laugh, this tee delivers. 🍹😉 Perfect for brunch, the bar, or anywhere cocktails (and chaos) are served, this soft, breathable shirt keeps you comfortable while making a bold statement.
🍸 Unapologetically Fun: Featuring the hilarious "I NEED A MASSIVE COCKtail" design, it’s the ultimate conversation starter.
💨 Soft & Breathable: Made from premium cotton, this tee is lightweight, comfy, and built for all-day wear.
✨ Flattering Fit: A classic unisex cut that looks great on everyone—whether you're sipping or stirring things up.
😌 No Scratchy Tags: Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort.
🔄 30-Day No-Fuss Return Policy: Love it or send it back—no questions asked!
🌱 Ethically Made: Produced in the USA under Fair Labor Association & Platinum WRAP certifications.
Designed by and for the LGBTQ+ community, this tee is perfect for Pride events, Sunday Funday, and letting everyone know exactly what kind of COCKtail you're after. 🍹
📦 Delivery options:
⚡ Express: 3-4 days
🚀 Standard: 4-7 days
🐌 Economy: 5-10 days
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Snag yours now and tag us when you wear it! #QueerEnergyLGBT
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean
