I FULLY INTEND ON HAUNTING HOMOPHOBES WHEN I DIE | Funny Gay Pride Hoodie

I Fully Intend On Haunting Homophobes When I Die – Spooky, Petty, and Proud 🌈👻

Ready to rattle a few chains and a few closed minds? This I Fully Intend On Haunting Homophobes When I Die hoodie is your hilarious warning label to the world. Perfect for Pride, Halloween, or whenever you're feeling just a little bit ghostly about your queerness.
Proudly designed by Queer Energy to celebrate LGBTQ+ pride with humor, boldness, and a little supernatural pettiness. Because even on the other side — the queer agenda thrives.

🔥 Why You’ll Love This Funny Gay Hoodie:
✔ Hysterical design that guarantees double-takes and belly laughs
✔ Super cozy and warm — like a haunted hug from your sassiest ancestor
✔ Classic fit with roomy front pouch to stash your ghost-hunting essentials
✔ The ultimate funny, rebellious gift for your best ghoul-friends

📦 Delivery Options:
🚀 Standard: 4–7 days
🐌 Economy: 5–10 days

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📐 Product Tech Details:
This gay pride hoodie is crafted from a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² or 271 g/m²) made with a cozy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. It features a classic fit with a spacious front pouch pocket, a tear-away label for scratch-free comfort, and a color-matched drawcord for extra style. Double-lined hood for added warmth and durability. Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for minimal environmental impact. Heather Sport colors contain 60% polyester and 40% cotton. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and live your best ghost life.