This hoodie is basically a slow-burn flirt you can wear. Featuring three classic candy hearts that say “Girl Crush,” “Soft Kisses,” and “Come Here,” this design starts sweet, gets tender, and ends with zero confusion. Cute? Absolutely. Innocent? Not even a little.
Perfect for Valentine’s Day, Galentine’s chaos, or casually making someone blush in the grocery store aisle. Soft, cozy, and unapologetically sapphic-coded—this hoodie is for anyone who knows the power of subtle seduction wrapped in fleece.
🔥 Why You’ll Love This Funny Gay Hoodie
• Flirty candy heart design that tells a full lesbian love story
• Sweet aesthetic with a bold “make the first move” energy
• Cozy enough for cuddling, bold enough for flirting
• A guaranteed conversation starter (and possibly a phone number)
• Designed by Queer Energy, a proud queer-owned small business
📦 Delivery Options
Economy: 5–10 days
✅ No-Hassle 30-Day Refund
Love it or return it—no awkward breakup required.
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📐 Product Tech Details
This gay pride hoodie is crafted from a cozy, medium-heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, delivering warmth without the bulk. The hoodie features a classic unisex fit, air-jet spun yarn for an ultra-soft feel, a double-lined hood with matching drawcord, ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex for stretch, and durable double-needle stitching throughout. Perfect for layering, lounging, flirting, and everything in between. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the design.
