Say hello to holiday nostalgia… but Sapphic! The Crewneck Sweatshirt — “A Sapphic Christmas Story” Holiday Sweater takes the classic charm of A Christmas Story and gives it a queer little twist. Cozy, cute, and unapologetically WLW, this crewneck sweatshirt delivers winter comfort with a wink. Whether you’re watching holiday movies with your girlfriend, avoiding your conservative relatives, or posing in front of a glowing leg lamp (but, you know… gay), this sweatshirt keeps you warm, witty, and wonderfully sapphic.
🔥 Why You’ll Love This Crewneck Sweatshirt — “A Sapphic Christmas Story”:
✔ Soft, warm fleece for peak winter coziness
✔ Sapphic-themed holiday design for queer movie lovers
✔ Unisex fit that’s comfy enough for cuddling
✔ Perfect for gifting, parties, or reenacting scenes—minus the BB gun
📦 Delivery Options:
🚀 Standard: 5–9 days
🐌 Economy: 6–12 days
✅ No-Hassle 30-Day Refund! Love it or return it—your satisfaction is our priority.
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📐 Product Tech Details:
This EcoSmart® crewneck sweatshirt is made from a soft midweight blend of cotton and recycled polyester, giving you a warm yet breathable feel. Ribbed cuffs, collar, and hem keep their shape, while the smooth interior fleece adds extra comfort for chilly weather. Durable stitching ensures long-lasting wear through every cozy movie marathon and holiday meet-up. Machine washable and designed to stay vibrant.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
21.97 |
23.98 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
29.50 |
31.50 |
| Length, in |
26.50 |
27.48 |
28.46 |
29.49 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
31.50 |
| Sleeve length, in |
34.00 |
35.25 |
35.87 |
36.62 |
37.37 |
38.12 |
38.87 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
