🎄 A Sapphic Christmas Story | Holiday Ornament

The ornament your tree has been waiting to come out for.
Add unapologetic queer joy to your holiday décor with this bold, nostalgic, and delightfully campy tribute to A Christmas Story—leg lamp included, but make it Sapphic.

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🔥 Why You’ll Love This Ornament

✔ Hand-crafted aluminum that’s lightweight yet built to last
✔ Glossy white finish makes every color pop (even your loudest holiday palette)
✔ Double-sided printing keeps your display bright from every angle
✔ Scratch- and chip-resistant so it stays gorgeous year after year
✔ Comes ready to hang with a festive red ribbon
✔ Perfect for queer homes, chosen family gifts, office swaps & holiday gay chaos

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🧰 Product Features (Tech Info)

• Glossy white aluminum base (durable, lightweight, easy to clean)

• Vibrant double-sided print with crisp detail

• Scratch- & chip-resistant protective coating

• Pre-drilled hanging hole for easy placement

• Includes red ribbon for instant decoratin

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🧼 Care Instructions

• Wipe gently with a soft, damp cloth

• Avoid abrasive scrubbers or cleaners

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📦 Delivery Options (U.S.)

🐌 Economy: 5–10 days

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