{"product_id":"i-need-a-massive-cocktail-can-cooler-designed-by-queer-energy","title":"I NEED A MASSIVE COCKtail koozie| Can Cooler Designed by Queer Energy","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"123\" data-end=\"231\"\u003eSome drinks are casual. This one arrives with emotional support, gay panic, and a double shot of chaos. 🍹🌈\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"606\"\u003eThe \u003cem data-start=\"237\" data-end=\"264\"\u003eI NEED A MASSIVE COCKtail\u003c\/em\u003e can cooler is for the loud, thirsty, unapologetically hilarious members of the LGBTQ+ community who believe cocktails should be strong, colorful, and maybe just a little inappropriate. Featuring bold rainbow-inspired lettering and cheeky queer humor, this can cooler instantly becomes the life of the party before the first sip even happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"608\" data-end=\"841\"\u003ePerfect for Pride festivals, drag brunches, pool parties, camping trips, bachelorette weekends, gay bars, and backyard hangs where somebody definitely says “just one drink” and immediately disappears into the night with a new bestie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"843\" data-end=\"1205\"\u003eDesigned to keep your drinks crispy-fresh while serving maximum queer energy, this lightweight can cooler is easy to toss into backpacks, coolers, beach bags, and Pride survival kits. The vibrant edge-to-edge print makes your drink impossible to lose — because let’s be honest, every queer gathering somehow has twelve identical canned cocktails floating around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1207\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003e🔥 Why You’ll Love This Can Cooler:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1706\"\u003e✔ Hilarious LGBTQ+ cocktail pun guaranteed to get laughs\u003cbr data-start=\"1300\" data-end=\"1303\"\u003e✔ Keeps your drinks colder longer during parties, Pride events, and adventures\u003cbr data-start=\"1381\" data-end=\"1384\"\u003e✔ Lightweight and travel-friendly for camping, festivals, drag brunches, and beach days\u003cbr data-start=\"1471\" data-end=\"1474\"\u003e✔ Vibrant edge-to-edge printing makes the rainbow design pop\u003cbr data-start=\"1534\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003e✔ Helps you instantly identify your beverage in a sea of suspiciously fruity drinks\u003cbr data-start=\"1620\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003e✔ Designed by an LGBTQ-owned small business focused on queer humor and connection\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1706\"\u003e✔ Each can cooler includes a Queer Energy QR code printed on the bottom, making it easy for friends, party guests, and curious cuties to scan where you got it and instantly discover more hilarious LGBTQ merch. 🌈🥤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1708\" data-end=\"1728\"\u003e📦 Shipping Options:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1730\" data-end=\"1762\"\u003e🚀 Standard: 4–9 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1797\"\u003e✅ No-Hassle 30-Day Return Policy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1799\" data-end=\"1992\"\u003e💖 Show off your Queer Energy! Leave a review with photos or videos and tag #QueerEnergyLGBT so we can see your fabulous drink choices in the wild. Extra points if there’s glitter involved. ✨🍹\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1994\" data-end=\"2018\"\u003e📐 Product Tech Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2020\" data-end=\"2355\"\u003eMade with a durable 100% white polyester exterior and a soft 100% black foam liner interior, this can cooler is designed to keep drinks cool while staying lightweight and easy to carry. The polyester exterior retains its shape, dries quickly, and holds up beautifully during parties, Pride festivals, camping trips, and everyday chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2357\" data-end=\"2609\"\u003eThe soft foam liner provides a comfortable grip and helps insulate your favorite canned beverages. Featuring vibrant edge-to-edge printing, the latest printing technology delivers crisp details and bold LGBTQ-inspired colors that stand out beautifully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2611\" data-end=\"2772\"\u003eAvailable in two size options: Regular Can (3.5'' × 4.3'') and Slim Can (3.5'' × 6''). Perfect for cocktails, seltzers, soda, sparkling water, and energy drinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2774\" data-end=\"2868\"\u003eCare Instructions: Wipe clean with a damp cloth and air dry or use a soft non-abrasive cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Regular Can","offer_id":52030410555712,"sku":"23414509336922002545","price":10.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Slim Can","offer_id":52030410588480,"sku":"92267796956491815675","price":10.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/0820\/6656\/files\/i-need-a-massive-cocktail-koozie-can-cooler-designed-by-queer-energyregular-can-4903016.jpg?v=1779289989","url":"https:\/\/queerenergy.lgbt\/products\/i-need-a-massive-cocktail-can-cooler-designed-by-queer-energy","provider":"Queer Energy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}